How big of a threat to our national security is toenail fungus?

don't even get me started on jock itch man.How big of a threat to our national security is toenail fungus?
Oh its huge, Think its on red alert at the moment, their scared it might get the president next!





Think its just under the threat level of homosexuality, you know special info tells us the homosexuals are planning on bringing more mainstream pop music and home improvements into the light...omg! run!!How big of a threat to our national security is toenail fungus?
The scenario that frightens me is the man in charge of ';THE button'; having a bad itchy toenail fungus, he's taking his shoe off to take look and scratch and where does he put the SHOE? Of course, drops it hard right on THE button... and, ladies and gentlemen, its on from there....
If you take liquid medicine on a plane trip, it's apparently a huge threat so the medicine will be confiscated. Go airport security. Keep on keep-en us safe! NOT!
Pssst! It's a very little known fact that toenail fungus is actually a weapon of mass destruction....
i think that if we all went barefoot for awhile... that we could beat this epidemic on toenail fungus.... Just say gitter done and we will wipe it off the map...
CRITICAL
...somewhere around 83,457 on the list... statistics are everything, Bub !
Not much, the Dems will 'earmark' about 5 Billion for a special study....!!
don't know don't care
Huge you don't even know how many you will kill.